Here is my list of the VMA Fashion Losers:

Tyson Ritter of All American Rejects: this ensemble + his band name = Jokes for days… moving right along.

*sigh* Kanye looking “WHINO CHIC”: I think it would’ve been more classy if he had a brown paper bag covering the bottle. Amber Rose: Amazon Woman it works for her but why didn’t she just come naked? I mean might as well have.

What is that? VELVET? J.Lo, next time leave the pillow case at home.

*sigh* Paint splatter + taco meat = NO, PEREZ!

What is this? Like really. How your mascot looking better dressed than you???

Tristan, my love. This is cool for Beverly Hills High, but not for ANY red carpet.

Angela Simmons: Idk. This just looks awkward. The top is too ill-fitting.