The year is vastly coming to an end so let’s take this opportunity to check out all the random fascinations that kept us captivated, then look at ourselves in the mirror and say…”What were we thinking?”

AMBER ROSE

Kanye’s girlfriend. She is sexy, bald (yet blonde), used to be a stripper & hardly ever speaks. [Cue ALL men saying] “And the Woman of the Decade Award goes to..”

SHAVED HEADS

I touched on this topic in my “Brainwashed by Yeezy and Pavement” post, and I definitely was one of the girls who gave the low ceasar & try this summer (its grown out since then lol). But let me tell you this: CONSTANTLY SHAVING HALF YOUR HEAD IS NOT FOR EVERYONE! *coughs* (CASSIE)… Please grow it back in 2010!

SNUGGIES

Watch the “WTF Blanket” Snuggie Parody

It’s a f***ing oversized backwards robe! Please stop the madness and get a blanket.

Sincerely,

The Snuggie Hater

LEOTARDS

Just because Beyonce and Lady Gaga looked cool in their videos with them on does not mean random club-goer girl should be seen with a leotard trying to get in free before midnight. CEASE & DESIST.

CHRIS BROWN’S BOW TIE

(As seen in the CultureFlyy post “Man of the Hour“)
We were talking about this sh*t for like a week straight. We’ve got to do better.

BTW, that pic (above) of CB is KILLING me yet giving me so much LIFE right now! LMAO I can’t…

VAMPIRES

True Blood, Twilight, New Moon… AYE!

HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA

Although only 2 out of 5 women were actually WIVES, some of this year’s top ignorant catchphrase have come from this show.

JERSEY SHORE

Premise: 8 Italian-American young adults who party, work at a T-Shirt store, tan & fist pump = One of MTV’s highest rated shows of the year. A mess.

BABY MOMMAS ON PARADE

Lil Wayne’s litter, MTV’s “Teen Moms,” Kelis a.k.a. “Moneybags,” Octomom, Frankie & Neffe, Tiny & Toya, Jon & Kate Plus Eight minus Jon… then carry the one.

… I can do without the baby momma reality shows in 2010, thank you.

NEWS COVERAGE OF RANDOM RIHANNA NOTHING-NESS

I hope Rihanna thanked the paparazzi in her “Rated R” CD booklet because they are truly the reason for her success in 2009. Every step she took in her Louboutins, they were there to flash a bulb, and we were then forced to read about it by every media outlet.

On that note, CultureFlyy would like to thank Rihanna and the paparazzi for inspiring our most popular section on our blog…Rihanna Weekly: Professional Pedestrian. Those parody posts would not have been possible without the Paps and Rihanna’s need to wander aimlessly around N.Y. and L.A. all year. Thank you and keep up the great work (or lack there of).

[Kanye Shrug]