Remember the L.A. Gear sneakers back in the 90s that lit up when you walked? I definitely had a pair of pink and white ones, which made MANHUNT and HIDE & GO SEEK extremely difficult for me to win in elementary school. (But I digress… lol)

Well, Jimmy Choo is paying homage to those nostalgic kicks with their luminescent cage platform heels that I do not know the name, but like to call the “Billie Jean’s.” Why? Because the soles of your feet light up when you walk! (Get it? Lol).

The shoes are apart of the Jimmy Choo for H&M collection and are very cute in a FlyGuy from “I’m Gon Git You Sucka” sort of way.

I just wouldn’t want to bring that much attention to myself. I mean aren’t there enough flashing lights in a club? We don’t need you bringing your own light show too!