Just got hold of some disturbing news from NY Magazine: the Jersey Shore kids have be approached by three designers to sit front row or model in NY Fashion Week.

*Falls on knees and prays to Saint Versace*

If it isn’t bad enough that this year is the last year NY Fashion Week will take place in the tents at Bryant Park—and that we live in a world with SNUGGIES—now this?! Ughhh!

The labels seem to have their sights set particularly on Sammi and J-WOWW, a burgeoning designer herself, to either attend or model in a show. What — no one wants Pauly D on the ones and twos?

To read more than the snippet (because I can’t bare to type it…) Check out NYMag.