CultureFlyy » Jesus Take the Wheel http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog what's flyy on the web Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:48:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 Fashion #Fail of The Day: Ashanti’s Profane Feet? http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2011/02/11/fashion-fail-of-the-day-ashantis-profane-feet/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2011/02/11/fashion-fail-of-the-day-ashantis-profane-feet/#comments Fri, 11 Feb 2011 10:53:53 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/?p=1514

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]]> Jesus take the wheel… and bless me with the knowledge to understand what this fashion statement is supposed to mean.

“F*ck your feet.” ????

How gratuitously tacky. -_-


WAIT… She’s at the BCBG New York Fashion Week show with OPEN TOE SANDALS? Did she not know it is 20 degrees in NYC? The place she was born and raised?

#GirlBYE o_O

This is the fail that keeps on failing.

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]]> Jesus take the wheel… her Newport longs and close down all gas stations in her county. #GirlBYE

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]]> http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2011/02/08/fashion-fail-of-the-day-2811/feed/ 0 Jesus Take The Wheel: 12 Year Old RUDE BOY http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/12/jesus-take-the-wheel-12-year-old-rude-boy/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/12/jesus-take-the-wheel-12-year-old-rude-boy/#comments Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:57:28 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/?p=1401

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]]> I’m not gonna front, I laughed at first. But once he started shaking like he had a seizure and said “Its BARBE bitch!”, it wasn’t funny anymore.

Jesus, take the wheel… And his iPod.

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]]> http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/12/jesus-take-the-wheel-12-year-old-rude-boy/feed/ 3 NSFW: Cheetah Girl Gone WILD; Kiely Williams: “Spectacular” http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/07/nsfw-cheetah-girl-gone-wild-kiely-williams-spectacular/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/07/nsfw-cheetah-girl-gone-wild-kiely-williams-spectacular/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:46:22 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/07/nsfw-cheetah-girl-gone-wild-kiely-williams-spectacular/

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]]>

So, no one forewarned me about the lyrical content of this song so I start watching the video thinking its one of those “Please Dont Stop The Music”/Rihanna/ Happy dance tracks. WRONG!

I dont know WHAT happens in the psyche of some of these former Disney actors, but this child Kiely Williams (formerly of 3LW and Cheetah Girls) CLEARLY has Daddy Issues with this cry for attention.

Jesus, Take The Wheel…

WARNING: Contains UNNECESSARY “dude booty” nudity and skanky lyrical content. May not be suitable for viewing at work.

THE BACKLASH: Former “Cheetah Girls” fan rants against the video (too FUNNY!)

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]]> http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/04/07/nsfw-cheetah-girl-gone-wild-kiely-williams-spectacular/feed/ 6 VaJayJay + Bedazzling = VAJAZZLING? (WARNING: NSFW) http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/03/15/vajayjay-bedazzling-vajazzling-warning-nfsw/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/03/15/vajayjay-bedazzling-vajazzling-warning-nfsw/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:19:06 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/?p=1348

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]]> A few weeks ago while watching one of my favorite channels, NYC-TV (they have the BEST NY Fashion Week coverage), I watched a luxury news piece on a brand new beauty craze called VAJAZZLING. Yes, from its humble beginnings being used on clothes, makeup and phones; The Bedazzling movement has moved up (or down, rather) to vaginas.

So far, the only waxing parlors that are known for doing this are “Completely Bare” in NYC and “Strippers” (go figure) in Washington DC. As far as the procedure goes, the vagina is obviously completely waxed, cleaned with a mild solution then swarovski crystals are placed in a a design with tweezers. And VOILA! Everyone will mistake your Labia Majora for Studio 54!

121 18 wth

Now if you google Vajazzling, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is the poster child for the new fad because of her professed love for the “beauty regimen” on Lopez Tonight.

At first I thought, “This shit is retarded,” but after watching the J. Love clip, I definitely became intrigued with the fad. She’s a beautiful girl so it doesn’t seem that “stripper-ish” or slutty. Plus it DEFINITELY would be a nice surprise for your mate when he/she goes downtown and realize they’ve entered DISNEY WORLD.

BTW, I DIED when she told George Lopez she’ll vajazzle his goatee… Kinky lol.

So ladies, what do y’all think? JAZZ UP JAY-JAY or NO WAY JOSE?

**Photos provided by theluxuryspot.com

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]]> http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/03/15/vajayjay-bedazzling-vajazzling-warning-nfsw/feed/ 2 Jesus Take The Wheel: What The Hell Happened To NOKIO (Dru Hill)? http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/02/16/jesus-take-the-wheel-what-the-hell-happened-to-nokio-dru-hill/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/02/16/jesus-take-the-wheel-what-the-hell-happened-to-nokio-dru-hill/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:06:55 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/02/16/jesus-take-the-wheel-what-the-hell-happened-to-nokio-dru-hill/

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]]> Came across Dru Hill’s new video for “Love M.D.” from their new album InDRUpendence Day. The song is cool, but the video I could not concentrate on because all my focus was put on Nokio’s crazy looking self!

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?

You KNOW something is up when you look so bad that Sisqo and his platinum blonde hair and Sunshine/bellybutton tattoo looks like normalcy! (SMDH)
*sigh* Just check the video for yourself. And Jesus… Take the wheel.

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]]> I think we’re officially off to a bad start for 2010.

Jesus, Take the Wheel

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]]> http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/01/16/is-this-fool-serious-nfler-ladainian-tomlinsons-lt-slide/feed/ 0 Jesus, Take The Wheel: Little Jersey Shore http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/01/16/jesus-take-the-wheel-little-jersey-shore/ http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/2010/01/16/jesus-take-the-wheel-little-jersey-shore/#comments Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:10:50 +0000 Tamika Haywood http://www.cultureflyy.com/blog/?p=1189

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Check out this parody of the wildly popular MTV show (and my guiltiest guido pleasure), Jersey Shore. Fist Pumping Hilarious!

Jesus, Take the Wheel…. and the spray tan.

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The Hills‘ star Heidi Montag opens up to People Magazine about her TEN cosmetic procedures she underwent in ONE day and her addiction to plastic surgery.

Here’s a rundown of the procedures she had on November 20th:

1. nose job revision
2. chin reduction
3. mini brow lift
4. botox in forehead and frown area
5. fat injections in cheeks nasolabial folds and lips
6. neck liposuction
7. ears pinned back
8. liposuction on waist, hips
9. Liposuction on inner and outer thighs
10. buttock augmentation and breast augmentation revision

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…And the 23 YEAR OLD says she isn’t done yet. She wants her current DDD-size breasts to be bigger. AND let’s not forget the amount of procedures she will need every few years to maintain.

All jokes aside, this girl has a SICKNESS, and it’s sad to see her husband, Spencer, enabling the situation (she hid the surgery from the rest of her family).

If Heidi keeps this up, she will be looking like the Cat Lady by age 33. (Smh) Sad.

Jesus, Take The Wheel…

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]]> Last night on a very special episode of American Idol, a contestant by the name of LARRY PLATT opened our eyes and beautifully sang a very important message the baby boomers and females across America have been trying to say for YEARS …

GET YOUR PANTS OFF THE GROUND!

Great message to these young men who don’t believe in belts! (Geesh!)

But I am SO glad Larry ain’t my Grandpappy! Can we say, EMBARRASSINGLY FUNNY!

Jesus, Take The Wheel…

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