So, no one forewarned me about the lyrical content of this song so I start watching the video thinking its one of those “Please Dont Stop The Music”/Rihanna/ Happy dance tracks. WRONG!

I dont know WHAT happens in the psyche of some of these former Disney actors, but this child Kiely Williams (formerly of 3LW and Cheetah Girls) CLEARLY has Daddy Issues with this cry for attention.

Jesus, Take The Wheel…

WARNING: Contains UNNECESSARY “dude booty” nudity and skanky lyrical content. May not be suitable for viewing at work.

THE BACKLASH: Former “Cheetah Girls” fan rants against the video (too FUNNY!)

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The cover of the January 2010 issue of GQ magazine looks more like Playboy because “Good Girl Gone Bad” Rihanna went über sexy for the shoot.

Rih Rih displays gratuitous amounts of skin and raunchy poses. Meanwhile, in the actual interview she evades anything remotely close to a discussion of former boyfriend Chris Brown.

Here’s what GQ Correspondent, Lisa DaPaulo, said about the interview:

“You get the feeling that Rihanna still has a lot to say. Her eyes are wet when anything Chris Brown-related comes up. She has a tendency to stare off into the distance when she talks about It — but then she meets the glare of the manager. Maybe she does want to go there — and can’t. Or perhaps it is dawning on Rihanna that to really step out and be the kind of advocate she says she wants to be is another burden altogether.”

DePaulo on the photoshoot: “It’s very sexy, yeah. At one point [chairman, Island Def Jam Music Group] L.A. Reid came into the shoot, and he was like, “Rihanna, put some f*****g clothes on!”

It’s quite clear that the back and forth “he said, she said” via 20/20 interviews are not helping the public forget about the events that happened back in February of this year or boosting either parties album sales (because NO ONE’s knocking Susan Boyle off the top spot lol).

So maybe a ploy of showing more skin, shedding the sweet Island Girl image completely, and really living up to the “RATED R” album title WILL distract anyone from asking, “What happened that night?” and start asking, “Where the f*ck are your clothes?”

[Kanye Shrug]

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